Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
The Bible because it's all about me! But seriously, they got some shit wrong...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
organized religion
Favorite Songs:
Queen. Freddy Mercury was actually the second cumming. You fuckers really missed that one.
Favorite Movies:
The ten Commandants... just kidding, actual it's Debbie does Dallas. Now that's a fuckin' classic
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
killing the first borne of Egypt
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hell, much better atmosphere and way more interesting people
Hobbies:
creating the universe
Talents:
burning bushes
Perfect Mate:
virgins
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
because if you don't you'll go to hell.