PaulaPalooza
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Looners and Nooners and Humor that Stings - These are a few of my favorite things
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Username:
PaulaPalooza
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
125 pounds
Height:
58 inches
Age:
62
City:
Sonoran Desert Wilderness (no city)
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Agricultural Scientist
School:
University of Arizona
Favorite Food:
BBQ and homegrown veggies
Pets:
Cat, desert critters that visit my cat, like this one crazy blonde ground squirrel
Automobile:
Jeep
About Me:
Having computer issues? Take me private for topless tech support! I've done quite a bit of IT, helpdesk, and tech support at work over the years, I'm happy to help you exorcise those demons out of your PC. and I do it all with my boobs out. That IT guy who charges you a grand a day to fix your computer doesn't have nice big titties like mine, and even if he did, he wouldn't pull them out and let you look at them while he worked. Take me private, point your camera at your screen, and I'll tell you what to click on to solve your connectivity issues and other common tech issues while you enjoy the view. Be sure to add me so you can find me fast in a pinch!
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Fetish, Femdom, Dominatrix, Glasses, Genius, Natural Big Tits, Big Ass, Blonde, Roleplay, Balloons, Teacher, American, Librarian, Humor, Farting, Cougar, Mature, Granny, Fat Pussy, Bellydancing, Dancing, Flexible, Midget, Petite, Tiny Feet, Dentures, Fellatio, Toys, Tittyfucking, White Woman, Belly, Armpits
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Meaning of Life:
The universe was destroyed by CERN in December of 2012 and we are living in a conglomerate illusion made of several different alternate realities that got all smashed together in the Large Hadron Collider, which explains the Mandela effect, or being Berenstained, or Magic-Mirrored, whatever you prefer to call it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air
Water
Food
Sunlight
Humor
Favorite Books:
John Steinbeck, Hunter S. Thompson, John Grisham, Ayn Rand, Stephen King, Math and Science Textbooks, Puzzle Books
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Digging in the dirt with my bare hands, planting food and flowers.
Favorite Songs:
Alternative Rock, Shinedown, Five Finger Death Punch, 3 Doors Down, Kongos, Arctic Monkeys, Tool, and the like. Since I'm an Arabic/Egyptian-style bellydancer, I also enjoy Middle Eastern music, particularly Arabic and Egyptian for dancing, but I like the faster Turkish and Eastern Indian bellydancing music also.
Favorite Movies:
Idiocracy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Accountant, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Town, A Bronx Tale, Cool Hand Luke, Super Troopers, Stepbrothers, The Usual Suspects
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Bought an RV and moved way out into the middle of the Sonoran Desert in it
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a tobiano pinto pony, in California's Central Valley, during the 1940s
Hobbies:
Agricultural science, farming, horses, books, mathematics (linear algebra, vector mathemtatics, quantum theory, fractals, sacred geometry), animal behavior, desert ecology, hiking, cooking, sewing, and needlecrafts
Talents:
Bellydancing, Contortionist, Data Science, Database Development, IT Tech Support, Computer Programming, Humor Writing, Puzzles, and I can draw or sculpt just about anything.
Are you hyperintelligent? Maybe you're a scientist or engineer or mathematician. I too am hyperintelligent, I graduated from the University of Arizona with honors, and I'm now an agricultural scientist growing food and tropical plants in the Sonoran Desert. I'm out in the middle of nowhere with nobody smart around to talk to, and I'm starved for intelligent conversation!
To the hyperintelligent guys out there: Please consider taking me private for one-on-one conversations about the sciences, mechanical engineering,mathematcis (especially vector and fractal), quantum theory, forensic analyses, database development, or whatever else you're into that makes your wife scream, "Shut UP! You're making my head hurt! I won't scream at you. I'll just bounce some ideas back at you that haven't occurred to you yet. And we'll both get all this bottled-up intellect out of us and into the world where it belongs.
To all the normal guys out there: I am very talented at roleplay and different forms of domination. And I am extremely nimble and flexible. I am very muscular from weightlifting, and I can even flex my boobs! I'm a great teacher, and am particularly skilled at fetish instruction. Take me private to get all your kinks out - you'll be glad you did!
Perfect Mate:
A traditional guy-guy, who is into guy things, like guns and cars and gadgets, who is fearless, over 50, with a hairy chest, who can keep up with me while doing chivalrous things like holding the door open, fending off jerks, and paying the way when we go out.
Perfect Date:
Picnic in the desert on horseback - and I'll even pack the picnic basket.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Masculine, fearless, funny guys who take the initiative and will do just about anything for a good laugh.
Turn offs: Delicate, skittish, hairsprayed guys who must be goaded/cajoled into doing anything remotely brave or funny.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm the smartest and funniest woman you ever met, and you don't even know it yet.