i am having a hard time answering this... stay tuned...

the one i use as a doorstopper. i have trouble reading more than a few pages, my mind tends to drift off however i can read an entire movie in close caption / subtitle.

play with myself, gamble at the casino, play scrabble, drink alcohol.

forest gump, gladiator, faceoff, house md series...

someone asked me to fist their ass, i felt bad if i said no.........

i have a very very bad hard soft sweet spot for gambling so it would be the casino. my gaming choices are baccarat, paigow, roulette, blackjack and holdem. i have a very addictive personality... i can sit in the same seat at the same table for 20+hrs and if i had a bigger bank roll, i could probably sit there til i grow mildew

i like word games, various version of scrabble... i am pretty good at it, i can beat 95% of all my opponents, the ones i cant beat leave me feeling very deranged and lesser of a person. im not talking about losing by a few points because those are won by luck of letters you get but when my opponent uses words like cwm and quidnunc drives me nuts!! their vast knowledge of words that i do not know make me feel like a itty bitty grain of sand underneath your toenail.

i know words that i dont necessary know definitions to. i am also good at doing nothing, i can go for a very long time with doing nothing.

someone who will peel me a grape and skin me a peach

oh jeezz... id like him to show up at my door 5 minutes late, with a wad of cash and say im sorry baby there was a long line at the bank- my limit at the atm outside isnt enough... i wanted to surprise you with so much cashhh please get your umbrella out because ima make it rainnnnnnnn ima ima make it rainnnnnn. Then after he make it rain and there is a huge puddle of cash on the floor, we go to the cinema and find the most boring movie and sit in the highest row and make out because he make me sooooooo happy and then after the movie, we go to innout or mortons or applebees for some delicious dinning and then he pull out his wallet and take out his credit card in front of me to pay because he knows it make me so wet and horny when he does that then he leave a 18% tip for the waiter. Then we go cruising in his car with the window down on a warm midsummer night and i look up at the moon and stars and say wow i am such a lucky girl!

On: wholesome men, men pulling out their credit card from their wallet in front of me giggle giggle giggle Off: cheap asses, OMG GOING DUTCH ON FIRST DATE OMG.

I am here to make your most barbarous dream come true giggle giggle giggle! teeheeeheee