ShartOfGold
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Profile Headline:
If we can't be friends, can we be strangers with benefits?
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About Me
Username:
ShartOfGold
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
175 pounds
Height:
68 inches
Age:
44
City:
Cincinnati, Ohio
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
MFC member
School:
Closest thing to an education I'll get is if I get ran over by a school bus
Favorite Food:
longpig
Pets:
None for now but if anyone wants to be my gimp hollar
Automobile:
Bangbus
About Me:
If you show me your boobs, I will look. I promise.
Tags:
broke, small dick, ugly, douche, bad body oder, third nipple, mentally handicap, batshit insane, impotent, troll, obese, stalker, bedwetter, begger, lurker, shaved
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
anal beads
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Prostitutes, hard drugs, alcohol, butt stuff, and cat pictures
Favorite Books:
The pamphlets about finding Jesus that keep getting slid under my door are all I read
What I Like To Do For Fun:
have sex in the missionary position strictly for procreation
Favorite Songs:
Commercial Jingles
Favorite Movies:
10 year old pirated porn in various foreign languages
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
purchased tokens
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Sure as shit wouldn't be here!
Hobbies:
Terrorizing children and old people
Talents:
Surpressing my gag reflex
Perfect Mate:
A mute
Perfect Date:
one i don't have to pay for
Turn Ons/Offs:
turns on are lurking and not tipping. Turn offs are girls that think I'll give them tokens
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
so i can talk you into free skype shows
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Ivorysunday
Right, I'm obese that's why I weigh a 138 LBS! you're an idiot
Ivorysunday
You've left a few fucked up tags on my shit but you have to a photo of someone with down syndrome on your profile! That's incredibly fucked up! "DOUCHE"
honeytits_
sick cunt
Jmfighter
hey Spwn I hope that u have been doing good, I hope that u have a merry Christmas and happy new year
SugarHi
Demon Seed.
KrishnaKhaos
Sperm in my eye? Hahahaha! Spwn is duh bomb!
darkgm420
What's man just wanna say that u and booyah r fucking awesome, damn look at all these beautiful ladies commented on your profile u r a ladies man studd
ItsJustK
Christ Spwn, you are Awesome!
VaultGirl
*lurk lurk*
BesoYT
Wooooo hi! Thx for stopping by my profile 
lilicherry
I cant believe you played GOONIE! on words !!! tsssss
lilicherry
RATED! :truffleshuffle
SugarHi
You're kinda a big deal.
ShySammie93
Hiya, remember me? 
xxx
xxx
EyeSparkles
heeey 
im back... how are u? xoxo
im back... how are u? xoxo
purplebbeatr
Mika__
HI! NICE PROFILE!RATED/ ADMIRED AND ADDED TO MY FRIEND.I M WAITING YOU ON MY PROFILE TOO ! AND WHEN I'M ONLINE DO NOT HESITATE TO SAY HI TO ME !.KISSSS
happpy4you
TacoBeIIe
I like you a lil bit. But don't tell anyone... I've got a reputation to uphold.
toastkitten
youuuuu mister, are beyond amazing 
just letting you know xo
just letting you know xo