Meaning of Life:
"When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice." – Cherokee proverb.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Car, mobile phone, internet, cigarettes and my devilishly charming personality.
Favorite Books:
I read the telephone directory a couple of weeks ago. The plot was terrible, but there were certainly plenty of characters.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Everthing I do is fun!
Favorite Songs:
Hobbies:
Thinking of excuses to visit MFC instead of getting on with the housework.
Talents:
I'm really good at drawing. And I cook a pretty mean spaghetti bolognese.
Perfect Mate:
A funny, intelligent girl with deep, expressive eyes and a beautiful laugh. Or a nymphomaniac with a great arse. Either will do.
Perfect Date:
In bed, shagging a woman doggy-style, with a pint of beer in one hand, a kebab in the other hand, and an ashtray balanced on her arse.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Women.
Turn Offs: Sheep.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You've got nothing to lose apart from your time and dignity.