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Username: Squeeze__me
Gender: Male
Body Type: Ample
Ethnicity: Various
Hair: Bald
Eyes: Black
Weight: 924 pounds
Height: 2 inches
Age: 109
City: Under a rock
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Heavy
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Heavy User
Occupation/Major: pissing off everyone I meet.
School: school of hard knocks
Favorite Food: Lovely Ladies
Pets: herds
Automobile: with a flat tire
About Me: I smell really bad..
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Meaning of Life: To eat / sleep / Fapp
Five Things I Can't Live Without: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5
Favorite Books: Picture books / can't read
What I Like To Do For Fun: Chase parked cars.
Favorite Songs: Farting Dixie..
Favorite Movies: Paint drying
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Woke up..
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Under a rock.
Hobbies: Trolling for models
Talents: Fapping with both hands
Perfect Mate: Don't really know if it's my right or maybe left hand...
Perfect Date: One that can't get away.
Turn Ons/Offs: Live models / Sleeping models..
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

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