Meaning of Life:
anal
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Prostitutes, hard drugs, alcohol, gay sex, and pedophilia
Favorite Books:
Twilight
What I Like To Do For Fun:
ejaculate on hobos sleeping on park benches
Favorite Songs:
One direction.... up the butt
Favorite Movies:
Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
purchased tokens
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Sure as shit wouldn't be here!
Hobbies:
Trolling, Begging, and dancing with my dick tucked between my legs
Talents:
Surpressing my gag reflex
Perfect Mate:
Circumsized tranny with big manly hands who is into fisting and urethra play
Perfect Date:
She never leaves the kitchen. Just makes me bacon while shitting on the floor
Turn Ons/Offs:
turns on are lurking and not tipping. Turn offs are girls that think I'll give them tokens, and consent
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
so i can talk you into free skype shows