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WHY MY WEIRD NAME ? - When I first joined MFC, I discovered a model here who has been my friend for more than 5 years. I looked at her profile which said that she was from Hungary. She is Romanian but always told most members that she was from the Greek islands or some other country. She had never seen me on MFC, so I decided to play a trick on her by using some name, unknown to her. I searched on Google for some Hungarian words and decided on SZIA which means 'hello' . I got a premium membership with MFC and entered her room when it was full of many of her fans. I waited until someone asked her where she was from, and she replied: 'I'm in Budapest, Hungary' I then tipped her all of my 200 tokens, and she politely thanked me and asked me if I was male or female. I told her that I was a guy, and then she said that my name is unusual and she asked me what does it mean?
I told her that SZIA is the Hungarian word for 'hello' . Immediately, her mouth fell open and her face got red. Many members in her room were laughing, and asking her why she did not know the meaning of: 'szia' , but she had a good sense of humor, knowing that the joke was on her. She composed herself, told the members that she was not from Hungary, and her location would remain her secret. She asked me who I was, and did she know me. I said: yes, I'm an old friend and she laughed and guessed my real name on the first try.
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MY DAD'S REPLY :
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:"What's the matter **** man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."