TardCarnival
Status:
Profile Headline:
STOP STARING
Last Login:
8 years ago
Last Updated:
About Me
Username:
TardCarnival
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
150 pounds
Height:
69 inches
Age:
40
City:
Crack Hell
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Drink:
Occasional
Occupation/Major:
BUTCHER
Favorite Food:
MEAT
Pets:
DELICIOUS
Automobile:
SLOW
About Me:
I fall asleep to the musical screams of terrified children.
Tags:
broke, bipolar
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
A sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.
Favorite Books:
1984 CLOCKWORK ORANGE CATCH-22 FAHRENHEIT 451 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5
Favorite Songs:
I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL
Favorite Movies:
KISS KISS BANG BANG
THE DARK CRYSTAL
Charlie Brown Christmas Special
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My ex.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be capable of either teleporting or astral projection, which would be pretty cool.
Hobbies:
HOLLARIN' BACK
Talents:
HOLLARIN'
Perfect Date:
Disemboweling a hobo and using his intestines as a makeshift jump rope, then fucking on top of his corpse.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Violence
Off: Pacifism
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
So I won't put you on the list.
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