fettuccine alfredo, sushi, asparagus, chinese buffet, pizza, chocolate - anything but onions
Hi there! Welcome to my profile. This is the place where you can find out more about me. If there is anything you want to ask that I have not answered here, feel free to ask me through an MFC mail message and I will try to get back to you as soon as I have time to answer.
For starters, I am Teacakes420!
I am currently twenty-one years old. I have my associate's degree in graphic design. Pretty much everything you see here was made by me! I am nearly 5'7 and roughly 96 pounds, give or take, depending on how much I've pigged out on that particular day. My favorite color is cotton candy pink, but I'm also very partial to mustard yellow and rusty red colors. I have a sick obsession with cute things, like Hello Kitty and everything Sanrio. To be honest, I spend far too much time in front of my computer. I'm really just a big nerd in disguise.
I want you to know that I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to stop by and check out my profile. I know that it's a little wordy, but I hope that it gives you some insight to who I am as a person so that we can be friends! Remember that if you like what you see, you can rate & admire me before you leave!
Below is a list of questions that I get asked far too often, and my answer to those questions. My answers will not change if you decide to ask me one of these questions (or any variation) in my room! In fact, I will most likely just direct you here to my profile so that you can read the answers for yourself. This list is meant to keep me from having to repeat things for you, which I'm sure we can all agree is monotonous and boring. I think we'd all rather have fun than sit and have the same questions repeated over and over. Right? Right!
Are you shaved, bb?
Sometimes I am completely shaved, sometimes not. Most of the time I have a nice little landing strip. Oh yeah, and please don't call me bb.
Do you squirt/do anal/fist/etc?
No, I do not. If that's what you're into, I'm sure you can find a girl on here to satisfy your desires, but it probably won't be me.
Do you do Skype shows?
No, I do not do any Skype shows at this time, unless it is a special contest prize.
I have a nice variety of toys. I have a Hitachi with a few attachments, and a couple other fun vibrators. Want to buy me a something new? Click here to view my wishlists.
Do you sell videos?
Once in a while I will do a sale on a few *rare* videos or I will hold a contest where a video is a prize. In other words, they are only given out under very special circumstances. Grab them while you can!
Do you get naked in public chat?
If the mood is right, and I feel encouraged by kind words in the chat and a variety of members actively tipping, I have no problem with being naked in public chat. Sometimes I do countdowns, and sometimes I do not. Clothes come off when I feel like taking them off! I like to work at my own pace.
While I do like getting naked and frisky, I do not do cumshows in public chat. That degree of naughtiness is reserved for group and private shows only.
Will you do group with us?
Groups are rare, but if I am planning on doing a group, or currently in a group show, please feel free to pop in and enjoy the view. I'm sure you won't be disappointed!
Will you go private with me?
I do not feel comfortable doing private shows with total strangers. I do privates when I feel that the timing is right and the user taking me private is a trustworthy friend that I feel very comfortable with.
Lately, many people have been asking me 'What does it take to prove that I am trustworthy?' The answer is simple: Come visit me often and make a lasting impression. Tipping is obviously a big helper, but also contributing to the ambiance of my chatroom goes a long way. Be respectful. Be friendly. Be yourself.
If you feel that you meet these criteria and wish to arrange a private session with me, please feel free to send me an MFC mail, and from there we can discuss it further.
How much to add me to your friends?
No specific amount of tokens, just be awesome! I add users who I feel have contributed monetarily and/or conversationally to my chatroom. Be nice, make me laugh, tip when you can, and just be cool!
Where do you live?
I live on planet Earth, more specifically in the midwestern region of the United States. For obvious reasons, I do not want to disclose any more information than that. Please do not pry for my personal info. Just respect my privacy.
What is your name? What should we call you?
Telling you my real name is obviously yet another privacy concern. However, you can call me whatever your little heart desires. If it isn't offensive, it's probably fine. I have lots of friends on here who have their own nicknames for me, and I think it's pretty cute! Some call me TK, referencing my old username which was TinyKitty420. It's just kind of stuck. Others call me Tea now.
Do you smoke?
Yes. What else would the '420' be for? I do not openly smoke herb on cam because it is against MFC's rules, but you can catch me toking randomly throughout the night if you are watching carefully. Yes, I know some other models take bong rips blatantly on cam, but I don't really feel like openly smoking is worth risking my main source of income. And yes, I also smoke plain ole tobacco, too. Gross, I know. My cigarettes of choice are Newport 100's.
What is that thing you're lighting your pipe with?
If you see me holding some 'weird string on fire', you're more than likely seeing me using a hemp wick called Beeline. No, I'm not a spokesperson for their company. I just like the product and get asked this one a lot.
How do I gain access to your private gallery?
Very simple! Just leave me a single 669 token offline tip! Tell me in the tip note that you are purchasing the gallery password. I will respond with the password to the album ASAP. The password I give to you will never change or expire. There are currently over two hundred sexy photos in the album, and I add more all the time! If you haven't seen these photos, you are truly missing out.
Do you sell your panties?
Yes, but due to customs bullshit, I can only ship to United States residents. Send a 1555 token offline tip with a tip note saying that you are interested in purchasing a pair of panties you have seen me wear on cam. Don't forget to include your mailing address to which you'd like the panties to be shipped! Also specify if you'd like them to be worn/unworn/perfumed, whatever!
Is your hair real? Do you have extensions?
Yes, my hair is all real. 100% natural (well, I dye it from time to time) but no extensions.
Attention! My Twitter is currently locked/friends only. In other words, I do not let just anyone follow me. I will accept your follow request if you are someone I recognize from my chatroom; someone who chats, tips, and is a friend of mine. Just let me know to look for it!
If you do not have Twitter, you can 'listen' to me on the MFC newsfeed. I post on there & on Twitter whenever I know when I will be making an appearance on cam, as well as when I am adding additional photos to my private gallery, daily musings, etc. Both handles are a great way to stay up to date with all things TK420!
Want to send me a gift? Any little thing would be awesome and sincerely appreciated!
Please let me know if you are purchasing one of the items below by specifying in a tip note! I am pretty forgetful at times so please be sure to remind me!
Locked Gallery Password:
- Over 200 sexy pictures and more being added all the time. The password never expires. I will respond to your tip with the password to the album as soon as I can.
My iPhone number:
- Texting privileges + games (like Words With Friends & Word Scramble) + Instagram. No phone calls please.
- Get my Snapchat ID for spontaneous pictures and videos. Some are sexy, some are funny, some are probably downright boring. Unlike other girls who sell their Snapchat ID by the month, mine never expires! I'll add you too so you can send me snaps as well.
- Please specify if you would like them to be worn/unworn/perfumed/etc. Include your email address and mailing address in an MFC mail. (Available to US residents only)
- A Teacakes420 original painting. Absolutely one of a kind. Gouache on 12 inch x 12 inch stretched canvas. An abstraction comprised of colors of your choice. Please let me know in an MFC mail what colors you'd like me to use on your painting! (Available to US residents only) CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE! Sorry!
Instax Mini Photos:
- Small photo prints (about the size of a credit card) similar to old fashioned polaroids, sent to you in the mail. Please include your mailing address in an MFC mail to me, and any details regarding what you want the photos to be of. (Available to US residents only)
- A page from one of my coloring books, hand picked just for you and colored by me. I will write a little message to you on it, and send it off to you in the mail. Please be sure to give me your mailing address in an MFC mail! (Available to US residents only)
- A concise collection of some of my favorite songs. 234 tokens for one month's playlist. New playlist comes out every month. Tip online or offline and I will send you the download link. Click here for more details.
Of course, it is apparent that nobody could know the actual meaning of life, but there have always been a few quotes from the masters that have stuck with me and made an impression.
'All good things are wild and free.' -Henry David Thoreau
'Be the change you want to see in the world.' -Mahatma Gandhi
'Love the life you live,
live the life you love.' -Bob Marley
'Keep my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds.' -Matisyahu
'Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. To be obedient is to be a slave.' -Henry David Thoreau
'Why fit in when you were born to stand out?' -Dr. Suess
'I like men with a future and women with a past.' -Oscar Wilde
'Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.' -Marilyn Monroe
'Never regret anything that makes you smile.' -Mark Twain
'Don't start no shit, there won't be no shit.' -Lil Jon (not exactly a 'master' but you get the point)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The Great Gatsby, The Glass Menagerie, White Oleander, A Million Little Pieces, 1984, Leaves of Grass, To Kill a Mockingbird, On the Road, Just Listen, Lolita, the Glass Castle, My Friend Leonard, the Awakening, the Bell Jar, Shut the Door, a Mango-Shaped Space, Brave New World, and the Harry Potter series, just to name a few.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
eating, sleeping, reading, socializing, relaxing, smoking, toking, masturbating, etc.
Just some of my favorite bands include:
Neutral Milk Hotel, the Apples in Stereo, Bayside, Cat Power, Boards of Canada, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Circa Survive, Sublime, Metric, Joanna Newsom, Iron and Wine, Alkaline Trio, Ratatat, Girl Talk, Great Lake Swimmers, Shakira, and so many more. Far too many to list.
I love talking about music, films, and television programs, so if we have any in common, we should discuss! Don't be shy; I'm always down for a good, well thought out recommendation as well!
A few of my favorites right off the top of my head...
the Rules of Attraction, Garden State, American Beauty, Paprika, Waking Life, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Princess and the Goblin, Fight Club, Orange County, Lost in Translation, Requiem of a Dream, the Science of Sleep, Walk the Line, Pulp Fiction, Troll 2, Amelie, Office Space, Thirteen, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, the Butterfly Effect, Bubble Boy, Super High Me.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
experimenting with psychedelic drugs, having sex in public places, and above all else, being here on MFC with all of you.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
someplace warm & sunny, with a doobie rolled with dank and a delicious drink in hand.
painting, baking, reading, writing, studying, observing, relaxing, smoking, socializing with friends, spending way too much time on the computer, frequenting thrift stores and garage sales.
just being myself.
a perfect gentleman; someone who can prove that chivalry isn't dead.
nomming on some scrumptious sushi, while enjoying a pretty view.
[ + ] I am turned on by kindness, intelligence, generosity, good sense of humor, and wit. I am very attracted to men with class who know how to treat a lady like myself.
[ - ] I am very turned off by rudeness, freeloading, copycats, thievery, and people that are generally a pain in the ass. I absolutely hate when users come into my room and say 'skype?' or 'pvt?'. Please read my profile to find these things out about me, and if you're really going to ask, do it in a complete, tangible sentence. Come on, guys. At least try a little. I also absolutely hate being bossed around in my chatroom! Don't tell me what to do without accompanying your request with a logical tip!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am down to earth, free spirited, and fun! The cuteness is just an added bonus.