TheSeaGod
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Profile Headline:
Just let the passion wash over you!
Last Login:
1 month ago
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About Me
Username:
TheSeaGod
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Blue
Age:
31
City:
Aquatica
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Occupation/Major:
The Overall Happiness and Contentment of Karen_Grace
School:
School of Fish or Cut Bait
Favorite Food:
Calamari
Pets:
One horny manatee. Watch out!
Automobile:
I ride on the backs of dolphins.
About Me:
I am the Sea god and I have a very sweet and sensuous friend named Karen_Grace. Life is good. In case it is not already obvious, I am also Karen_Grace's biggest fan and her stalker.
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
It has to be water. The earth is covered by 3/4 water. Our bodies are comprised up to 60% of water. Am I making you wet yet?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
A chemical formula consisting of two parts hydrogen to one part water, rain, run off from the rivers and streams, octopuses, and Karen_Grace. (The only reason I can't live without octopuses is because that it my favorite word to say. C'mon say it with me, O-C-T-O-P-U-S-E-S!
Favorite Books:
Moby Dick by Melville
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sinking ships just because I want to. Just watch out for all of the spilled seamen. :P
Favorite Songs:
The Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack
Favorite Movies:
Poseidon Adventure
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I got one of my tentacles stuck in my zipper once trying to see if I could still wear my lucky jeans from college.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In Karen_Grace's shower. (Why am I now singing, ''Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head?'')
Hobbies:
Drinking and making water. I stay wet!
Talents:
Stimulating clitorises with jets of water.
Perfect Mate:
She has to be able to swim. These waters run deep.
Perfect Date:
Washing up on a romantic beach, eating some seafood with my favorite mermaid (Karen_Grace), and then rocking her to sleep in my sensuous tempest.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I am turned on by women that are partly fish. I prefer that the top half be that of a woman, though. I dated one of the other kind once and it was awkward. I am turned off when you people piss in me because you are too damn lazy to get out of the water to go to the bathroom! And don't get me started on you sick freaks with the scat fetish! YUCK
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will quench your thirst.
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ASexyMind
Miss you a lot! Hope things are good... Kiss!
ASexyMind
I am so thirsty... :X