Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
It has to be water. The earth is covered by 3/4 water. Our bodies are comprised up to 60% of water. Am I making you wet yet?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
A chemical formula consisting of two parts hydrogen to one part water, rain, run off from the rivers and streams, octopuses, and Karen_Grace. (The only reason I can't live without octopuses is because that it my favorite word to say. C'mon say it with me, O-C-T-O-P-U-S-E-S!
Moby Dick by Melville
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sinking ships just because I want to. Just watch out for all of the spilled seamen. :P
The Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I got one of my tentacles stuck in my zipper once trying to see if I could still wear my lucky jeans from college.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In Karen_Grace's shower. (Why am I now singing, ''Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head?'')
Drinking and making water. I stay wet!
Stimulating clitorises with jets of water.
She has to be able to swim. These waters run deep.
Washing up on a romantic beach, eating some seafood with my favorite mermaid (Karen_Grace), and then rocking her to sleep in my sensuous tempest.
I am turned on by women that are partly fish. I prefer that the top half be that of a woman, though. I dated one of the other kind once and it was awkward. I am turned off when you people piss in me because you are too damn lazy to get out of the water to go to the bathroom! And don't get me started on you sick freaks with the scat fetish! YUCK
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will quench your thirst.