Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Achieving total heavyosity without compromising your morals. If there's anybody watching.
Talents:
I can burrow through an elephant.
Perfect Date:
Not receiving a large and painful hickey.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons - Asian women, Latin women, European women, African women, East Indian women, Middle Eastern women. Women who don't leave claw marks or bite marks on my weiner. Turn Offs - Grouchy women. Inverted nipples. Eating meat. Puffy lip sarcasm. Newts.