Living is Suicide.

Money, Medication, Air, Humor, Sex.

ASOIAF series by George RR Martin, Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Harry Potter Series, Anything written by V.C. Andrews, Percy Jackson books, Satanic Bible.

Run around naked around full moons screaming in tongues then waking up the next morning drenched in blood. Using my sarcastic wits to amuse or agitate others. Google myself to see where my nudes are. Sleep a shit ton and wake up complaining I slept the day away. Catching pokemon and using them to do my bidding.

Adele - Garbage - Blonde Redhead - Aimee Allen - Anna Nalick - Eminem - Blink 182 - Blue Foundation - Britney Spears - Cheryl Cole - Christina Perri - Ciara - Combichrist - Crime Mob - David Bowie - Dido - The Doors - Acid Bath - Doctor Steel - Dreseden Dolls - Evanescence - Peaches - Faderhead...

Sex in the livingroom of a friend's in front of a lot of friends while it was video taped. I never did get that video.

Laying out in a field of soft grass, smoking some green and cloud watching.

Sleeping in, over eating, window shopping, baking, reading, fantasizing, role playing, bitching about my daily life, hitting 'next' over and over on my I-tunes till I find a song I want to fantasize or sing to, dancing in my underwear, catching pokemon, collecting unopened bill statements, lying about where I live every fucking time someone asks, self sabotaging my happiness.

I lack in talent but I tend to be a funny person. I come off awkwardly shy or mean only because I don't do well with strangers. I'm afraid there are many other ladies better than myself. I excel at either choosing the wrong friends for myself or fucking up friendships so I'm usually always alone.

Someone who is witty and doesn't mind putting up with my occasional boring bullshit or rantings. I can be very cynical and serious sometimes so of course I need someone who can keep me laughing and amused.

Eating Sushi while browsing Tumblr together.

Turn ons:Drinking, Loud Music, Men In Uniform, Good Grammar, Girls With Long Hair, Men With Facial Hair, Men Who Know How To Wear Pants, Intelligence, Humor, Sarcasm, Panties, Stockings, Giving/Receiving Massages, Men Who Can Cook, Attitude, Bitches, Thickness, Curves, Accents, Giving/Receiving Head, Naughty Talking, Trolling, Role Playing, Body Mods, Light Anal Play, Dressing Up, Military Men, Nerds, Dancing Turn Offs: Bragging, Sagging Pants, ICP, Scenesters, Emo Kids, Thugs, Bad Grammar, Softies, Anorexia, Racism, Pedophiles, Liars, Grills, Skinny Jeans, Crocks, Cigarette Smoke, Egotistical Men, Tools, Douche bags, Duck Faces, Tans, Old Men, Demanding, Asking for Skype, Subs wanting me to degrade them and not paying their mistress.

I know I'm probably not the best house keeper ever. If you come to my shows you'll notice how much of a slob I am, but I try to make up for the mess by being a superb conversationalist to those who have a personality. I can't say I get along with everyone. I value intelligence and wit amongst other things, like tokens. It's true that I attract people who never have tokens. I wouldn't trade a few of those people in for them. MFC is not just a place I go to be sexy, I like to go here to find genuine guy friends. I'm pretty low maintenance and easy going as long as you don't try and step on my toes. I'm ruthless and mean to those who make broken promises. I try my best to have a positive attitude, but I'm only human. I have what some girls lack, but having those qualities takes away from what I don't have, that they have.