I think I know the answer to the meaning of life...I'm just not sure what the question is.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) the IRS. 2) the Chinese 3) toilet paper and indoor plumbing 4) a steady paycheck, and 5) you.
Presence, Dark Tower Series, Lincoln, Aesthetics of Change, and MFC for Dummies.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like movies that have a great story and great acting. The big special effects movies can be fun to watch, but what I really love is a movie that demonstrates the real art and craft of acting and script writing.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was a stunt double for death row inmates. I'm now immune to all toxic gases.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Negotiating a peace treaty on a distant planet with aliens who wish to colonize the earth and then turn us all into human sock puppets.
Running, reading, cinema, travel, art, music, good stories, laughing with my friends.
I never miss the bowl when I pee, even if I'm drunk.
Life is hard. Everyone has problems. Everyone suffers. In fact, you cannot get through this life without a big pile of shit falling on you sometimes. But you must never give up. You must never stop believing, never stop dreaming, never stop working hard. Because all is possible when you believe. And surround yourself with people who will love you and support you.
A place where we can talk and tell all of our favorite lies just to get them all out of the way. And then after that we can have a real conversation about real life, and hopefully laugh a lot too. Oh....and good wine helps.
Turn Ons: I'm a cuckold and slave. That turns me on the most. But I also love intelligence (I love smart women), strength of character (can you be a good person, even when no one is watching?), adventurous (life is about taking risks and exploring the unknown), kind heart (compassion is a turn on...never forget to take care of your fellow human beings), devilish (I like someone who is naughty and free. I don't want a saint. I want someone who isn't afraid to be real), and jealousy (I love it when a girl cheats on me...roar) ;)
Turn Offs: I hate it when I tip a model and she doesn't even speak to me. I hate it when I ask a model how she is and she tells me she's horny. No you're not! lol. I hate liars and scams. I don't care for oil shows...just seems messy to me. I also don't understand posting pics of 'yellow walls' on profiles. Do you really think we care how many guys tipped you? That's about all for turn-offs :)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun, interesting, smart, kind, and I never beg for shows. I'm just happy to know you.