Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Don't be a dick, be a dude!
Favorite Books:
Battle Royale, The Xanth Series
Favorite Songs:
Outkast, Big Boi, Yelawolf, Iamamiwhoami, K-os, Snoop Lion, Riff Raff, Florence and The Machine, Andrew WK, Queens of the Stone Age, Beyonce, Of Montreal, DFA 1979, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Janelle Monae, Pomplamoose, Kimbra, Diplo...
Favorite Movies:
Hook, Cloverfield, Battle Royale, Akira, Attack The Block
Hobbies:
Videogames, writing, reading, roleplaying, larping, being a hermit, and sometimes sexy things.
Talents:
Double jointed, can sort of speak three languages + a tiny bit of Klingon, awkwardness.
Perfect Mate:
A super cute lady who likes the things I do, loves cuddles and hand holding, isn't jealous, and has a penis.
Non-penis'd ladies and regular dudes are acceptable as well.
Perfect Date:
Going back to my house, playing videogames and watching movies until we can't stand them anymore, getting sushi and icecream, some cuddles, and then perhaps being turned into their little pet who does what they want.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Androgyny, well done piercings and tattoos, high quality body jewelry, spanking, biting, being told what to do, being watched, ballgags, bondage, dresses, thigh highs, panties, etc.
Turn offs: Jerks, douchebags, assholes, bodily fluids that aren't cum/spit, being dominate, poorly done piercings and tattoos, shitty quality jewelry.