Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Read the Bible, fool.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Bible, music, art, bass guitar, jokes.
Favorite Books:
Bible, Vonnegut, coffee table books.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Goof with people on this site.
Favorite Songs:
Avante garde thoughtful comedy music--zappa, bonzo dog band, my olde band, etc.
Favorite Movies:
Moronic guy comedies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Conversation with a great jazz musician named Sun Ra.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Watching football with Karisma.
Hobbies:
Collecting art that is probably bogus but nice nonetheless.
Talents:
Tolerating idiots.
Perfect Mate:
Karisma.
Perfect Date:
Karisma.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On--laughing, stupid jokes. Off--worrying, pointless bitching though legitimate, useful criticism is appreciated.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Can't think of one, actually.