Meaning of Life:
You only go around once, Make it the best you can.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My family, friends, my BarBQ grill, my fishing pole and my pickup truck.
Favorite Books:
Penthouse
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Watch MFC
Favorite Songs:
any music from the last 50 years
Favorite Movies:
Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Stripes, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Wild Hogs, Hancock
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
too many to put here
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
drowning worms
Hobbies:
Fishing, Computers
Talents:
licking cameltoe
Perfect Mate:
there is no such thing
Perfect Date:
There is no such thing
Turn Ons/Offs:
intelligent conversation and someone with a brain/fatties and stupid people
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
my great sense of humor