Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
be good. if everyone were to be good, this planet would be ideal and we would have no use for a mystical afterlife.
YOLO! (i actually hate that yolo shit, tbh)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1.internet
2.quality beer
3.a girl that wants me in her life just to fuck. i can appreciate the directness.
4.this girl.
5.imagination. we would have nothing without it.
Favorite Books:
Slaughterhouse Five - Vonnegut
What I Like To Do For Fun:
write, masturbate, play instruments, drink with friends, masturbate on uppers, chat with stranger girls online that ill never meet or touch yet still be nice to them and treat them with a modicum of respect.
Favorite Songs:
Punk Rock OI OI OI!!
Favorite Movies:
OG Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Zombieland, Mulholland Drive, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
ask, ill definately tell you. im an admitted sex addict that went nuts in seattle after his divorce. things were done. things that can not be unseen. but theyre sexy fun to talk about!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
back in seattle. dem girls.
Hobbies:
School, writing for websites and the paper, shitty guitar and bass, mediocre drummer.
Talents:
None. Most ex girlfriends admit 'cunnilingus and penis.'
Perfect Mate:
I enjoy my women the same way I enjoy my coffee. 28, single and independently wealthy.
with a small, round, firm ass, medium breasts, dark to dirty blonde hair and an overactive imagination and sex drive.
Perfect Date:
drinks because i look and speak better after having 2 good beers. dancing if i can get into the music and she has a sense of humor. good night kiss, light tongue with just a touch of bodies.
second date, i put out. but you gotta earn that second date.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: BUTTS. i love butts. surprisingly, meh about anal. but damn, butts. love em.
OFF: ghetto mentality. bible thumpers. braindead conservatives. zombies. jk, love zombies.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
ask a question? i love telling stories. the sexier the question, the better.