Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Sunshine and rainbows.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
A sense of humour.
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell & Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max, The Art of War, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Come up with wild conspiracy theories.
Anything with a good beat or meaningful lyrics. Audio/rocketry = EPIC.
BASEketball, Hard Candy, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Smokin' Aces, Super Troopers, Superbad, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Its All Gone Pete Tong, Mall Rats, An American Crime
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a beach with a sixer of Lucky.
Partying, dancing, roller skating, painting, camping, wreaking havoc, living, loving, and laughing.
Roller skating, designing, tambourine and oh, I can fit my fist in my mouth.
A fellow wanderer would be nice.
I don't go on dates, I simply club my victim and drag them to my underground lair.
Turn Ons: fast cars, bondage, tattoos, houndstooth, accents, sex hair, hot girls, and masturbating.
Turn Offs: horses, mono-syllabic conversation carriers, religious zealots, Brownie cookies, Denny's, bad drivers and bad grammar.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have awesome health care.