Meaning of Life:
Dying to find out.
Talents:
Bad jokes..
What did one wall say to the other?
'I'll meet you in the corner.'
Two cannibals are talking. One says 'I don't like my mother-in-law.'
The other cannibal says 'So just eat the noodles.'
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You don't wanna know me.