Meaning of Life:
The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is...42. ;D
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My playlist, video games, NyQuil, Franken Berry, & books (comic, graphic novel, or other)
Favorite Books:
Odd Thomas series, Twilight series, Go Ask Alice, The Stand, Rage, Everything's Eventual, Cell, The Running Man, Hellblazer (comic) & Life Expectancy.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I consider my job a lot of fun. Who wouldn't want to have a job where they get to cum and help someone else get off at the same time? In my free time one of my favorite thing to do is sit back on my nice, ugly couch & rock out with my Xbox or lounge around in my bed reading comic books or horror novels.
Favorite Songs:
A Perfect Circle, Amy Winehouse, Cannibal Corpse, Eve 6, Green Day, Jack Off Jill, Johnny Cash, Jonathan Coulton, Lords of Acid, Metallica, Nirvana, Sublime, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Offspring, The Toadies, Tool, Alice in Chains, Seraphim Shock, Weezer, The Pixies, Blink 182, The Bloodhound Gang, Foo Fighters, Dethklok, ICP, Zug Izland, Jimmy Eat World, Limp Bizkit, Macabre, MSI, Muse, My Chemical Romance, NIN, Oingo Boingo, Richard Cheese, The Beatles, Horrorpops, Queens of the Stone Age, The Pink Spiders, Emilie Autumn, Fiona Apple, Pearl Jame & Inerpol.
Favorite Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Shaun Of The Dead, Thank You For Smoking, Batman Gotham Knights, Audition, The Eye (Japanese version), The Wizard of Gore (2008) Thir13en Ghosts, Clerks, & Night of the Living Dead.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in front of my Xbox sexing it hardcore with whatever game is my favorite at the time.
Hobbies:
I've started a new hobby of collecting sex toys...which is probably not the most normal thing. So far I have 12 and adding more every month. My goal is to have "a rainbow of different dicks".
Perfect Mate:
Someone with a sense of humor who can find even the darkest things in life funny enough to giggle at.
Perfect Date:
Having the "date" come to my door with fast food & a good horror movie. We'd curl up on the couch and relax then once the movie got going & the food was gone we'd fuck for a few hours.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons - thunderstorms, someone who can out geek me, horror movies, intelligence, & a nice cock doesn't hurt.
Turn offs - ignorance, rudeness, & general stupidity.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun, weird, and strange, but I can also do my best to make your fantasies come true. ;D