Meaning of Life:
If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
Favorite Books:
Frequently Asked Questions List
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
Favorite Songs:
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
Favorite Movies:
Can't Remember Sh**
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Reply Not Necessary
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Insert Sarcasm Here
Hobbies:
Get Naked On Cam
Talents:
God Only Knows
Perfect Mate:
Sensitive New Age Guy
Perfect Date:
Stand By
Turn Ons/Offs:
Google It
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Real Life Friend