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My Photo Galleries
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Moar recent photos
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'll probably never get this... but from events that have happened in my life I do realize (not to sound cliche) that life is fucking short as hell and never miss an opportunity to say I love you or help someone in need.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My dogs, masturbation, DVR, cellphone, and a razor
Favorite Books:
The Catcher in the Rye
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Get myself off :) waaaay more often than what is probably considered normal :P
Favorite Songs:
I like all types and genres of music... but some of my absolute favorites are Linkin Park, Sublime, Eminem, Lil' Wayne, Axium, Bob Marley, Breaking Benjamin, and John Mayer.
Favorite Movies:
Pretty Woman, Zombieland, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him to the Greek, Man on Fire, the Bourne series, Closer, and many many more :)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sex on the Disney World monorail in the middle of the day... don't worry there were no children aboard ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be playing live poker in Vegas... making some $$$ and find myself a smokin' hot girl and have some fun :)
Hobbies:
Watching MMA fights! I am obsessed with the sport, I don't miss a single PPV or free event on TV! I love relaxing at home with my sweet dogs, but I'm always up for going out on the town with my girls too! I was never big into movies when I was younger but now I try to see as many as I can when they come out. I also have a saltwater reef aquarium which takes a lot of dedication and hard work! And I'm a fantastic cook :)
Talents:
I can draw Trogdor the Burninator!
Perfect Mate:
A confident guy that can make me laugh and cry at the same time... someone that I can count on for absolutely anything and everything, in good times and bad, and someone that will love me for me, who I can fully trust and open my heart to.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: confidence, strong arms, full body massages, dry humor, compliments/feedback, loyalty, great eyes, tips :) Turn offs: Guys who call me BB, fisting, bad attitudes, douchebagginess, closed-mindedness, incessant begging
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fucking adorable and have a great personality... you'll never forget me!
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Message Wall
Posted by Amsterdamnedx: May 05, 2012
You looking very sexy!
 
Posted by adamfrs: May 05, 2012
damn your funny. lol
Posted by Butters___: April 21, 2012
Hurray! Favorite Model Ever!
Posted by tinyhog: April 17, 2012
LOOOOOVE YOU!
Posted by MPK23: April 12, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPi0NPzvkY
Posted by anon2k4: April 11, 2012
You are amazing and one of the reasons I went Premium! Rated and Admired! Will tip next time you're online!! :D
Posted by Sweetducky07: April 10, 2012
hey!!! Rated 5 Star and Admired!!
Posted by tinyhog: April 01, 2012
Wow, though many of teh ladies are hot and some not....you are that rare exception of playful, sexy, wacky, sexy, goofy, sexy...lttle baker vixen. babe! Shit! What a catch!!!
Posted by meatman914: March 07, 2012
Posted by Confret: February 29, 2012
Here is an alt rock song that is done completely solo by this guy. check it, awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oeH1L1U9M8
Posted by DavidJonas99: February 11, 2012
Rated 5 stars and admired, kiss
 
Posted by dickherman: February 11, 2012
Posted by AlanRocks: February 07, 2012
Smart, funny, sexy as hell? What's not to love? Plus she's Doug Benson approved! Word!
Posted by Cpt_S: February 05, 2012
I think you're the best... I'm hitting up your wish list now - Cpt_S.
Posted by megamaxilian: February 04, 2012
 
Posted by Mark965: February 04, 2012
You are one beautiful and classy lady
Posted by DC1996: February 01, 2012
Gosh Zoey what can I say your A MFC Goddess...
Posted by Nutz698: January 30, 2012
Love the last photo in set of 7. You are verh AHEM...Mmmmmmmm Yummy
Posted by acoolahole: January 26, 2012
I miss Zoey.... So I sent you some of that water you like so much.... Enjoy :)
Posted by Pishaw: January 24, 2012
Hope your doing well, haven't seen you in a few days. Smile.. makes everyone wonder what your up to!
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