guiness5
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Profile Headline:
Stay thirsty, my friends
Last Login:
1 month ago
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About Me
Username:
guiness5
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
70 kilos
Height:
12 inches
Age:
49
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
International man of mystery
School:
School of the Americas
Favorite Food:
Bourbon
Pets:
A sick little monkey
Automobile:
CL 63
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Water, trace minerals.
Favorite Books:
http://www.abebooks.com/books/weird/index.shtml
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Your mom.
Favorite Songs:
I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
Favorite Movies:
Home
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Statute of limitations still hasn't expired. Keep checking back.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
it'd be in your head.
Hobbies:
Gator wrestling, virgin deflowering, competitive tiger riding.
Talents:
More than my share.
Perfect Mate:
Ms. Right Now
Perfect Date:
An intimate meal for two on the space station.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Yes.
Turn offs: No.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm completely full of shiat.
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CharmMe77
well, hello there... nice profile! I am glad you finally made one! thank you for being awesome 