jackmelon
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About Me
Username:
jackmelon
Gender:
Male
Hair:
Multi
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
1 pounds
Height:
1 inches
Country:
Antarctica
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Occupation/Major:
I'm a alcoholic. Not for real, but what else do you call this
School:
Find me in the clubby
Favorite Food:
flask full of iced tea; tequila from Costa Rica; margaritas and microwave pizzas
About Me:
Huh? I'm...
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Confused, Befuddled, Puzzled, Discombobulated, Baffled, Dumbfounded, Bewildered, Perplexed
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Best friends
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Best friends, you are my fucking best friends.
Seriously, it's like the best night ever.
This song, I'm really feeling this song.
This song, fucking best song ever everrr everrrr.
Favorite Songs:
I don't listen to music
Favorite Movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT3ntm6QnIc
Hobbies:
Going duper dummy.
Borrowing your money.
Talents:
To get up in her tummy.
That's why they call me "Gutsy".
Skittles, don't leave no juice.
And rolypoly produce.
That's why they call me. "Whoa, dude".
"Slow, dude", "Your roll dude".
Perfect Mate:
College grad chick's straddling me.
I think that she want me
Perfect Date:
It's only midnight, chick's like "Heels off!"
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Check my Spanish!
Mamacita, te necesito.
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone... Iss