Meaning of Life:
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called THE PRESENT.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, shelter, family and friends. The rest are just details.
Catcher in the Rye
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Eating, sleeping, and screwing (not always in that order).
Closer, Baby Got Back, Me So Horny... Anything we can grind to.
40 Year-Old Virgin, Office Space, There's Something About Mary, Clerks, any Pixar Flick
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Skydiving!!! Getting my tongue pierced (it's closed now).
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Anyplace warm and tropical.
Sleeping with my eyes open. I do it at work all the time lol:)
She's a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. The way to my heart is through my stomach and/or my pants.
I'm up for almost anything. It doesn't matter where I am but who I'm with.
Turn ons: Anyone who's physically fit (abs are a plus). Tattoos are a cool accessory as long as they don't cover the entire body.
Turn offs: Models who don't make good on their promises:( Rape, incest, bestiality, urination or defacation (just typing it makes me ill).
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can get along with anyone as long as you're honest and not fake. I treat people the way I want to be treated so please be nice:) Also, I don't charge for friends add lol.