Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Never let your choices be defined by the ones that will be regrets....In other words 'If you are 80% confident, go for it...You will never be 100% on anything'
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air
Water
Food
And two more other things
Favorite Books:
1) 'Why I am better than everyone'
2) 'The Guy Who Wrote 'Why I am better than everyone: And Why he Sucks'
3) 'Pizza: How The World Can Be Saved'
4) 'How to pick up a hot internet chick with only 5 tokens a day'
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Redefine the meaning of life
Favorite Songs:
The one I heard this brunette sing the other day...
It was fucking AWESOME!
My dog sang along...so cute!
Favorite Movies:
Hoosiers
Usual Suspects
Smurf's attack the Earth
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Figure out the meaning of life.....
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Here....No better place
Hobbies:
Making 'Purple Violence' for public consumption....
Reading books to deaf children
Talents:
-Typing with the use of sarcasm without the use of a special keyboard
-Singing songs by Neil Diamond and making them sound like they are good.
-being humble
Perfect Mate:
Brunette...lives in a space ship...bra collector...terrible ass...
I will never find her....
Perfect Date:
Ok...So I am shot down in Romania (or any country like it) and am struggling to find food and water...
I stumble across a farm in the middle of nowhere.....Yada yada yada...
It ends with me finding a perfect woman that likes Thai food...
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons:
-Fast typers
-Moles
-Small Apartments
-Fabreeze
-People that hate omlettes
Turn offs:
-Fast typers
-People who copy and paste things from lack of creativity
-Bad breath because of a toothbrush shortage which is a bull shit excuse
-People that can explain themselves in a sentence.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can cook anything...
No shit...
Anything....