Meaning of Life:
That's above my pay grade. Be happy, make other people happy, leave the campsite better than you found it, and don't piss off the great lord, Satan.
Heart of Darkness, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Hamlet
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I work too hard to have fun.
Apocalypse Now, Terminator 2, Pulp Fiction, Dogma
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I jumped off a small cliff once. There was also that incident with the sheep...
Being a jackass on the internet, posing math problems for models, worshipping Satan.
Nothing really worth talking about. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You probably shouldn't. I'm that guy your parents warned you about.