Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I don't know what the meaning of your life is, and to be honest, I don't care.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Provide wrong answers to anyone foolish enough to ask me stupid questions.
The sound of a female orgasm.
Modern day movies evolved from one of Thomas Edison's inventions. Haven't decided if he should be praised for it or cursed because of it.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've done a lot of stupid things. But I have never done anything crazy.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere where people like you can't find me.
Spending time in the wilderness.
If I had talent I'd be famous.
No such person.
Not worth the effort.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Don't waste your time, I'm not interested.