Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Sting says it best:
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile.
Manners maketh man.
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Good food, good books, good women, Goodfella's pizzas, Johnny B. Goode.
Favorite Books:
Non-Fiction : Mathematical and Scientific, Historical.
Fiction: Science Fiction (Dick), Humour (Pratchett), Poetry (Larkin.)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
WAtch some good comedy.
Play musical instruments badly.
Entertain my (much) younger relatives with tall tales that place my childhood somewhere in the 19th Century.
Represent falsehoods as fact to see who is actually paying attention (not like an asshole though, honest).
Favorite Songs:
Jazz, Electronica, New Romantic.
Favorite Movies:
Movie: Network, In The Loop, Paths of Glory, Shichinin no Samurai.
TV: The Wire, The Simpsons, Brass Eye, Arrested Development.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Attempted to shoplift a pogo stick by riding it out of the store and claiming to security "I came in with it". They did not enjoy my quip about 'our shared struggle as "bouncers."'
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
No matter where I go: "Anywhere but here!"
Hobbies:
Life.
Talents:
None.
Perfect Mate:
Rough.
Perfect Date:
Dinner and stimulating conversation.
Turn Ons/Offs:
on: Teasing, Breathing in ear, feet are pretty.
off: Archetypal beauty, Scat, Fake orgasm moans.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I love jokes.