Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Iphone. Sunshine. Mascara. Music. Ya mum.
Ones with words
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Painting. I start out by trying to paint things that actually look like the things they're supposed to be. I then get bored and smoosh paint and various objects around the canvas, ruining everything. I lie to myself saying it's Abstract. I then make up a statement about how it displays my emotions. I expect 99% of my work to be sold for millions a piece when I'm dead.
I'm a tragic Pearl Jam fan.
Ones with moving pictures
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Ya mums house
I win drinking competitions that leave fully grown men weeping.
Takes 2x AA Batteries
One where I've organised an escape plan.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded".