Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Ones with words
Ones with notes
Ones with moving pictures
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Ya mums house
I win drinking competitions that leave fully grown men weeping.
Minimum 180cm, not clean shaven/no massive beard, is hilarious, isn't a whiney little bitch, average or above average intelligence, bonus points for musicians.
One where I've organised an escape plan.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded".