Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Delicious food, whiskey, menthols, sex, and things to make me giggle
Favorite Books:
I like a lot. Give me anything dark or funny or darkly funny and I'm good to go.
Favorite Songs:
A little bit of everything, mostly hip hop though
Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Natural Born Killers, Scott Pilgrim vs the World to name a few, pretty much any awful 80s action movie
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I wouldn't know, you'd have to ask the witnesses
Hobbies:
Eating, alcohol enthusiasm, reading, drawing, being choked, playing with dead things, you know the usual
Talents:
Drinking things out of straws, taking things too far, snorting when I laugh
Perfect Mate:
Weirdo with a great sense of humor and and pretty eyes
Perfect Date:
Anything I haven't done before
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: unpredictability, big butts, great smiles
Turn offs: people who don't get my sarcasm, bad hygiene, pet birds