Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Let's discover it together
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, air, sleep, dick, repeat
Favorite Songs:
Steely Dan, Morphine, Sade, Mr. Bungle, The Mars Volta, King Crimson, Oingo Boingo, Type O Negative
Please give me jazz and prog rock listening suggestions!
Favorite Movies:
Barbarella, Venus in Fur
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Why don't you ask me yourself?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in your arms
Hobbies:
Turning on men
Talents:
Also turning on men
Perfect Mate:
Someone who is well-spoken, knowledgable, and loving yet can take care of my more... esoteric needs
Perfect Date:
You'll take me to an intimate bar where we can whisper little enticements to each other. You make a clever joke, I laugh and bite my lip a little bit, and I let my eyes find their way down, lingering. A few too many glasses of wine turns into discreet petting under the table, which leads us to a night that neither of us will forget.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: being called kitten, taking demands, and a man with a brain
Turn Offs: dumbass motherfuckers
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Have you ever wanted a girl who could keep up with your intelligence, humour, and (most importantly) libido? My mouth does many things; whether you are in the mood to discuss the intricacies of philosophy or to see beautiful pouty lips at work, I am sure to fulfill your every whim. Take care of me and I will devote myself to taking care of you.