Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To live it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
WiFi
Good music
Good books
My vibrator
Favorite Books:
I would have to say, Terry Pratchett. He's a British satirist and fantasy writer. His world-building is phenomenal as is his commentary on the human condition, all while making his readers laugh out loud.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hiking
Fishing
baking/cooking
gardening
Reading/writing erotica
Goofing off
Favorite Songs:
Honestly I have a pretty eclectic taste in music. I like classical, jazz, swing, pop, heavy metal, punk, EDM, the list goes on. It all depends on my mood really.
Favorite Movies:
I don't watch that many movies, to be honest. I mostly enjoy shows because they allow the story and characters to be developed and fleshed out more fully. What I watch mainly depends on my mood. I enjoy anything from Haunting on Hill house to Disenchantment.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had a guy water board me one time while i had a vibrator inside me. Had a great time.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be living in a comfortable Hobbit Hole in the shire, happily spending my days gardening, cooking, reading, and going for long walks.
Hobbies:
Hiking, camping, fishing, long road trips, baking/cooking, reading, writing, working out, yoga, meditation, researching random things.
Talents:
Storytelling (yes, mainly erotica)
Baking and cooking
singing
massage
As for my more *intimate* talents, you'll just have to catch one of my shows to find out.
Perfect Mate:
I'd like to find a partner that is fun and easy-going. Someone intelligent and open-minded. And of course great in the bedroom.
Perfect Date:
We go for a picnic by the beach in a secluded spot on a warm sunny day. We bring wine and snacks and maybe something to smoke. We talk, laugh, and enjoy ourselves. Things get a bit heated as we start to cuddle up on our blanket and hands begin to explore. You can see where I'm going with this.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Automasochism (on my self or watching others), sensual sadism (on others), fem boys and sissies/forced feminization, and a whole lot more than I have room to list.
Turn offs: rude people
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
It's a wild ride