Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Just relax and accept you fate. It's gunna happen. It's written in the stars. Also don't be an asshole.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Cigarettes
2) Coffee
3) Makeup
4) Candles
5) Birb memes
Favorite Books:
Fuck I don't read.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Other people's hair/makeup, redecorating my house, cleaning, and playing solitaire.
Favorite Songs:
Legit Tattoo Gun by The Front Bottoms, Day Gaunts by Days N Daze, Venom by Ghostmane and To Binge by The Gorillaz!
Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Natural Born Killers, The Devil's Rejects, and the Twilight Saga!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I broke my heel jumping off of a wall while drunk.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I want to visit Boston!
Hobbies:
Doing hair and makeup, smoking, baking, watching HDTV, and wood working.
Talents:
Blowjobs, only crossing one of my eyes, avoiding text messages, being flexible, and picking things up with my feet.
Perfect Mate:
Someone that will sing with me in the car, has tattoos and piercings, is funny, and someone who will bring me coffee.
Perfect Date:
Pick me up with flowers, take me to Cheesecake Factory, let me pick out two different types of cheesecake for dessert, take me back home, drink PBR, watch scary movies and fuck like wild animals.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons include but not limited to choking, paddles, dildos, gags, butt plugs, bdsm, and not having a safe word.
Turn Offs are wet socks and people who have bad oral hygiene.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm really nice so I'll make you feel good about yourself.