Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There is no specific meaning to life. Each person finds their own individual meaning. I would hope that most people try to find joy in life, even if that joy is rooted in a dark humor.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
the internet, sex, caffeine, humor, learning
Favorite Books:
I love non-fiction, dystopian fiction, humor, and more.
"All Quiet On the Western Front", Kurt Vonnegut's "A Man Without A Country", "1984" by George Orwell, "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens, "Ads, Fads, and Consumer Culture", "Conformity and Conflict", "The 1000 Year War",
Favorite Songs:
I love rock n' roll, with a special love of real punk rock and it's varous subgenres, including folk punk, street punk, oi!, nardcore, skacore, and cowpunk.
Subhumans, TV on the Radio, Trevor Moore, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Mojo Nixon, The Cramps, The Misfits, Propagandhi, Black Flag, Government Issue, Gogol Bordello, Jello Biafra and The Guantanamo School of Medicine, Minor Threat, Fugazi, The Meat Men,
Favorite Movies:
I love comedy movies and educational documentaries.
Step Brothers, Idiocracy, Sarah Silverman's "Jesus is Magic", Be Kind Rewind, School of Rock, Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, Billy Madison,
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I hosted a party inside of a grain elevator when I was a sophomore in high school. There was a lot of punk rock and drugs involved.
I have done so many odd and crazy things (non-violent ones) that it is hard to think of which is craziest... I'll have to think on this one... my life is full of silly and fun stunts.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
An exotic beach where it's nothing but me, my friends, and lots of cute boys and punk rock shows
Hobbies:
Making crafts, Sewing, Jewel Crafting, Craft Tape, Box Making, Singing, Drums, going to concerts,
Talents:
Pro Oral Sex skills, Some people say I am funny, witty, and clever, Jewelry Making, Creativity, Singing Voice, Originality, Academics
Perfect Mate:
Is highly intelligent, respectful, a great lover in bed, smells good, is hilarious, has decent income, is not verbally abusive but says sweet things instead, is fun to play with and talk to, is not boring but doesn't bring too much drama
Perfect Date:
A healthy dinner, watching funny videos or shows on the couch together, laughing together, talking about interesting things including politics,
Turn Ons/Offs:
Tobacco Habits, Narcissism and Anti-Social Personality Disorders, Rudeness, Control Freaks, Clean Freaks, Snobbiness, People who can't take a joke, are easily offended, and lack a sense of humor, Anal people, Overly serious miserable people, Stupidity, Hot Temper that leads to doing stupid things