Apple_Jax
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Profile Headline:
You need a good breakfast, that's a fact. Start it off with Apple_Jax
Last Login:
4 years ago
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About Me
Username:
Apple_Jax
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Shaved
Eyes:
Green
Age:
56
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Divorced
Occupation/Major:
Polymath
School:
Nunya
Favorite Food:
Apple Jacks ... duh!
Pets:
Two Headed Turtle
Automobile:
1948 Tatra T87 (light green)
About Me:
I have a twin brother on here.
He goes by Fruit_Loopz.
Go bother him.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body.
Favorite Books:
Cooking with Pooh -
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories -
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
PHFFFT (1954 version) -
Santa with Muscles (1996) -
Sharknado
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Left Hand
Hobbies:
Professional Fidget Spinning
Talents:
Hidden
Perfect Mate:
Females...ALL of THEM
Perfect Date:
Today
Turn Ons/Offs:
On - The application of lip gloss.
Off - Your feet, my feet, any feet. EWE
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