Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
wring as much pleasure out of my miserable existence before I go back to hell
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
All of the house pets
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Collect knives
Favorite Songs:
The Kate Bush discography
Favorite Movies:
Snowpiercer
Mad Max: Fury Road
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
filed my taxes promptly
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a sick cave in the woods alone
Hobbies:
I play guitar and sing in a band
Illustrate and make weird art
Talents:
Can almost always touch my toes
Perfect Mate:
A boy who takes good care of his cat and drives stick
Perfect Date:
You bring me food I fall asleep watching good tv
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fucking funny