Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
air food water sleep booze
Favorite Books:
Sex for Dummies by Dr. Ruth K. Westheimer Internet Dating Four Dummies by Tony Bellino Life for Real Dummies by Richard Sandomir The Complete Idiot's Guide for Dummies: The Fun and Easy Way to Achieve Total Stupidity (Complete Idiot's Guides... by Thomas Dolt and Ian Dullard
What I Like To Do For Fun:
get drunk
Favorite Movies:
debbie does dallas debbie does dallas 2
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
made sweet love to a big boobed model while skydiving nude together
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in bed all snugly and warm
Perfect Mate:
no fat chicks
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
form your own opinion i don't care