Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
In between gasps of touching myself, I do ponder on the meaning of life. Questions baffle me such as... Why are we here? Is there a god? What's the meaning of all of this...? Then just as I'm about to reach for the almighty orgasm, I forget about all that I ponder.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, games, porn, internet, and my house. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would get on with life just fine.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I blog for fun! Even though I haven't updated for a while, check me out at missaurie.blogspot
I'll be making updates in the future xx
Favorite Movies:
Anything with Clint Eastwood.
Hobbies:
You have a #1 gamer girl right here. I'm on my computer pretty much 23/7. I reserve the last hour for porn. Gotta rest the mind y'know.
Talents:
A 5 times combo roundhouse kick in mid air, quadriple somersault also in mid air, followed by a 10 metre handstand walk along the harbour bridge... Is what I wish I could do if I was Chuck Norris's daughter.
Perfect Date:
Well... Let's start off by you picking me up at 7:30 in front of my house. You take me by hand to an expensive romantic dinner for two. By the end of our delicious 5 star gourmet meal, you gaze into my eyes seductively... Lean over and whisper... 'Let me take you to the beach...'. I'll gasp in excitement as we rush off into your Benz and drive off to our destination. Half an hour later we're hot and half nude on the moonlit beach.. Kissing... Touching... One thing leads to another... & I'm surprised you've read this far, because frankly there's no other perfect date then to be mellowing out at your place or mine. Screw long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners, I mean, who does these sort of things nowadays?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I shoot beams of rainbows out my ass hole. Good reason enough?