Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To frantically establish a sense of meaning... The answer lies within the pursuit.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Phallic-shaped instruments, a sense of purpose, dopamine, attention and Intimacy
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Succumb to the void of eternal damnation
Favorite Songs:
Woodkid
Moow
Movement
Bahamas
Massive Attack
No Mono
Tash Sultana
Xavier Rudd
Anything 80's
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Attempt to seduce a priest
Perfect Date:
Just show up and enable me to torment by-standers with my unhinged behaviour
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Validation, Praise, Feeling Useful, Older Men, Dominant Women, Courteous, Open-Minded, Joyful, Self-Deprecation, Playful Resistance, Grateful, Attentive, Loving, Down to Earth, Generous, Sharing, Empathy, Introspection, Conversationalist, Bard-Like Behaviour (my weakness)
Turn offs: Arrogance, Impolite, Close-Minded, Judgemental, Irritable, Haughty, Projection, Lack of Gratitude, Superficial,
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I offer mediocre comedic relief at best