Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
This is probably just a simulation.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Dick
Money
Dick
Water
Food
COCK
music
Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Identical
Any Ellen Hopkins book
Comic books
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac!!!!!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Driving. Reading. Masturbating.
Favorite Songs:
Punk, Pop, Alternative, Rock, Techno, Rap.
Everything except Country!
Metallica or Gorillaz has to be top favorites.
Favorite Movies:
Star Wars (prefer the prequels, attack me if you must.)
X-Men
Avengers anthology
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Deadpool
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Lots of sex in public
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
idc as long as I've got my family and am making money!
Hobbies:
Erotic Photography ;)
Talents:
I have a certain sex appeal, I've been told. "Fuck me eyes" was the term used.
Perfect Mate:
A real man who knows how to take care of his children and has a beautiful penis. He will also let me put it in my mouth or use it anytime hehe. The most important thing is having a dark sense of humor and being able to get my weird alternative morbid sense of humor.
Perfect Date:
Laying out under the stars.
Walking through downtown, going down the dark alleys and underground spots, making out, touching, fucking here and there along the way.
End it with getting drunk at my fave pub, singing some karaoke and then falling asleep in your arms after an intense fucking and sucking session.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on: Sexy voice, dark sense of humor
Turn offs: yelling, being mean,
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm funny and sexy as hell.