Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I can be a little cynical sometimes but I think the meaning of life is to just live and let live.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My husband putting up with my shit
2. My pets!!!
3. Any and all Italian food
4. BOOKKSSSS
5. A sense of purpose/accomplishment
Favorite Books:
Holy crap, I have read a lot of books. I am an insanely big reader. I greatly enjoy sci-fi and historical fiction.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Is this the same as hobbies or am I a dumbass..? I really enjoy drinking, but I am not a partier. I take an incredible amount of pictures and videos of my pets, especially my birds. They always crack me up. Also, again, video games for sure. I used to have a full time job that I absolutely loved so I didn't need to do much else for fun.
Favorite Songs:
Music is hugely important. I like secular music, like Billboard's Top 100. My taste varies greatly though because I also enjoy some hard rock. On the other end of the spectrum, I like electronic music with female vocals. I only listen to country when I'm drunk!
Favorite Movies:
I love Forrest Gump but I also enjoyed District 9. Not the greatest acting but an interesting answer for the "are aliens real and what if they make contact?" questions.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Well, it depends on what kind of crazy we are talking about. Is it bad crazy or good crazy? Bad crazy would be losing my job by sleeping with one too many people. Good crazy would be playing Kings with friends and getting so drunk I ended up naked. Or getting married. That could go either way.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm writing this in the middle of winter in Ohio. So, at the moment, just somewhere WARM. I do love mountains though. So, anywhere warm with mountains. Unless you want to get deeper and put a psychological spin on it, then preferably in college full-time working towards some unknown career that I finally figure out I can't live without!
Hobbies:
My hobbies vary from coloring with gel pens, to crocheting in the winter, reading all year round, and staying up late to play video games. My favorite games incIude Skyrim (still my #1), Fallout 3, Borderlands, Division, etc. also love to drink, whether just sitting at the bar or watching movies at home.
Talents:
As far as talents, eh, not too many. Though I have been told if I have any talent, it's sucking dick. I think that's a compliment? I am also great at finding some of the shittiest memes.
Perfect Mate:
Ahh, there is no perfect mate! I am married, and he is certainly my best friend. I am not sure how he puts up with my, uhh, habits, to be honest. But if there is such a thing as a perfect mate, I suppose he would just have a HUUUUUGE heart and an even bigger...... sense of humor!
Perfect Date:
A perfect date might start on a summer morning. Not too early, I like to sleep in. I would like to be at a car show or drag strip. After, a small lunch of just bar food and drinks would be nice. Go to our separate places and get dressed up. Meet up late at night for a fancy event or show that neither of us belong to. End the night with more drinks and laying out under the stars. (Hopefully a night of crazy monkey sex as well)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons include arms, for whatever reason. Not even muscular arms, just nice arms. I also enjoy the messy, disheveled look, like the guy stayed up all night working on the Great American Novel. Oh, a HUGE turn on is a man in an authoritative role. Or a guy 10+ years older than me. Just a small daddy kink ;) Women turn me on as well. They don't have to do much to do that!
Turns off- Smelling bad. Being cocky or just KNOWING you are good-looking.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will try my absolute hardest to make anyone and EVERYONE laugh. I am super weird and awkward, sometimes even a little mean, but I am always genuine. So if you ever get tired and feel like everyone around you is being fake, pretending to be someone else, or just giving you the run around, come talk to me.