Begemot_
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I beg pardon, my queen," I rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pur
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About Me
Username:
Begemot_
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Black
City:
Patriarshiy Prudy
Sexual Preference:
Bi-curious
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Heavy
Occupation/Major:
Mischief and Scholar
Favorite Food:
All of luxury in humanity
Pets:
Margarita
About Me:
A satire on a cold damp day in front of the camera.
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Master, margarita, cat, behemoth, funny, European
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Meaning of Life:
The tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes never! You're asked an unexpected question, you don't even flinch, it takes just a second to get yourself under control, you know just what you have to say to hide the truth, and you speak very convincingly, and nothing in your face twitches to give you away. But the truth, alas, has been disturbed by the question, and it rises up from the depths of your soul to flicker in your eyes and all is lost.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
pure alcohol
Chess
Pistols
luxurious foods
conversation with beautiful women
Favorite Books:
Dostoevsky is immortal! I am also found of the book of Job and the readings on Pontius Pilate.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
expanding by the fifth dimension and putting cream on servant maids
Favorite Songs:
Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in this world! May the liars vile tongue be cut out!
Favorite Movies:
Heart of a Dog
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
removed the head of George Bengalsky, the master of ceremonies, but I put it back on at the demands of the crowd. :( not really the craziest, but ask for more,
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Home
Hobbies:
Mischief
Talents:
"Actually, I do happen to resemble a hallucination. Kindly note my silhouette in the moonlight. Very well, I shall be silent, I shall be a silent hallucination.
Perfect Mate:
Just like a murderer jumps out of nowhere in an alley, love jumped out in front of us and struck us both at once
Perfect Date:
A beautiful cam model with a fun streak,
Turn Ons/Offs:
Most bad, I conclude, if you ask me, something sinister lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and dinnertime conversation. Such people are either gravely ill or secretly detest everyone around them.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, thats my job. But argue with women in loveno thank you!
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