Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is this seriously a question? 'The Meaning of Life.' Wow....Do people seriously answer this? I have no idea what the meaning of MY life or anyone elses for that matter and I don't plan on ever knowing. I think that the people in life that claim to know it all are the ones who just haven't realized how clueless they really are. I feel like you never stop learning and that you realize how little you actually know the older you get. Not the other way around.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Hmmmm...my friends, Chocolate ice cream, porn, beautiful women, and sarcasm.
Favorite Books:
Middlesex....most recent one that I read. I haven't had much time for that lately.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Dance, play with myself, go drinking with my girl friends, or prank call people lol.
Favorite Songs:
I love ALL types of music as long as it is GOOD MUSIC. Its probably easier to tell you what I'm NOT into...boy bands, Britney spears types of 'artists'...you catch my drift. Although even though I don't necessarily want to buy this music, I can appreciate a corny song from time to time as long as its danceable lol.
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride is my number one favorite movie, and then there is Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch...I'm a strange one...I know this.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Made a pact with my fuck buddy a few years back that we would fuck in every single public park that we passed by until we had made our mark in every single last one in our city and the next two. We never completely finished but we got damn near close lol.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would probably be in the Bahamas or some sort of island paradise like it. I've never really been able to just sit and relax in a place like that and explore and swim in the ocean with all of the fish...that's all I really want to do right now.
Hobbies:
Dancing, dancing, and more dancing...I love all types and forms...and I'm not just talking about the kind I do for work, even though I love that too lol. Besides that I am into several different types of art and I work with a bunch of different kinds of mediums such as paper, paint, collage etc....
Talents:
Well...I at least think I'm a great dancer...I give an AWESOME LAP DANCE. I'm really good at making other people feel good...and yes, in all of the ways that you're thinking lol.
Perfect Mate:
Personality:Someone who understands my form of humor and enjoys and understands my sarcasm as much as I do. Someone who is patient, because I am not. A 'real man' that likes to open jars for me and kill spiders lol. I like feeling safe and pretending like I'm a princess/damsel in distress sometimes lol. It helps if my man plays along too, but still knows that I am fully capable of taking care of myself...he just enjoys doing it. Looks: Generally I date dark haired men. I love colored eyes..green or blue...but I'm not one to turn away a lovely brown eyed man. I love love love me a tall man...mmmm...love! Buuuuut I have seen my fair share of average height sexy men. Basically I don't have an 'ideal' mate...its someone who makes me feel good and who I know that I make feel the same way. It could be anybody...you just never know.
Perfect Date:
People always say that the perfect date for them would to go do something that would allow them to talk and 'get to know eachother.' But that sounds like a terrible time to me lol. I'd much rather go DO something that didn't allow us to get into a bunch of super awkward first date convos....Id much rather go do something super fun and silly that would allow me to get to know them through their reactions instead of them just sitting across from me at a dinner TELLING me what their reactions would be in certain situations. I'm very much about the whole 'talk is cheap' term...I'm all about showing it if you mean it.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on's: When a man works with his hands. A man that can dance and that can make me genuinely laugh my ass off. A man that knows how to give me head and isn't afraid to experiment with things in order to please me. It turns me on to know that I'm turning YOU on..Turn offs: Well, first...I am definitely not a hair person....I don't like it and I never have. I think it should either be shaved or very well trimmed. And I'm taking about pubic hair lol...not your legs...don't get scared lol. I couldn't be any more turned off by cocky men...ugh gross! And confidence is NOT being cocky!!!! Confidence is sexy as hell...cocky is not. Keep that in mind.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I mean c'mon...I'm kind of awesome lol...In all seriousness though...I am a genuinely nice, pretty silly, and I have good intentions for those around me. I can be serious and silly and I'm not afraid to show myself...in an emotional and physical sense...wink wink lol.