Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Boobs.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Vibrator
The Boobs of Roobs
Good Cheese
Japanese underpants
Spankings
Favorite Books:
Sarah - JT Leroy
Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carrol
The Haunted - Chuck Palaniuk
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Dance
Favorite Songs:
Smashing Pumpkins
The Raconteurs
The Kills
Pavement
Pistol Annies
Jonathan Coulton
Faith No More
Mark Lanegan and all who sail in him
Chris Cornell, ditto
Pixies
etc etc etc 90's angst etc etc etc
Favorite Movies:
House of 100 Corpses
Cabaret
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Devil's Carnival
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Helped a cat across the road as if it was a human.
Had lesbian sex in church...and a woods...and a greenhouse...
Hobbies:
Including but not exclusively...my girlfriend Ruby_Rousson's boobs, music, reading, knitting like an old biddy, drinking spirits chosen exclusively by their bottle design, eating Haribo.
Talents:
I know the full choreography for most modern musicals. I'm not sure if this is a talent, but it's...a thing!
Perfect Mate:
Ruby_Rousson, my girlfriend :)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Good grammar and old-fashioned gentlemanliness, being bitten, boobs, girlkisses, spanks, boobs, Glorybox by Portishead, Asia Argento's lips, boobs.
Turn offs: rudeness, text-speak.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
More of all of this. I'll play you good music, I'm most comfortable naked, I like making people laugh, being cute and cheeky, and randomly flashing bits of myself :)