Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Carpe Diem (Sieze the Moment) and if that fails, move to plan B - Sharpe Diem (Sieze the wrinkled dog)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Ciggies, Ninjas, Rainbows, Butterflies and fat people falling.
Favorite Books:
The Ninja Code, The Bro Code, The Playbook!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Jose, Johnny Blue, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jack :)
Favorite Songs:
I love the Old Stuff - The Clash, Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, AC/DC, Depeche Mode, etc.
Other wise any easy listening, anything that you cant help but tap your foot along to!
Favorite Movies:
Anything Will Ferrell... Going into specifics: Old School, Anchor Man, Snatch, Withnail, Donny Darko.. Anything funny really!!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
The craziest thing I have ever done, is definitely not something I want published. ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In the Ninja Dungeon.. DUH!!
Hobbies:
MTG, gaming, motor bikes and maintaining general chaos amongst the ninjas!
Talents:
Maybe some of you will find that one out ;)
Perfect Mate:
No such thing.. Nothing was made to last forever, so just live life to the fullest and enjoy every moment. I am slightly biased towards the funny gene and have a odd weakness for british accents.
In short- the love child of Eddie Izzard and Kiera Knightly may in fact be my soul mate :)
Perfect Date:
A chocolate cock, covered in diamonds, that ejaculates money? Failing that one, be creative, have fun, do something that scares you every day dammit!
Turn Ons/Offs:
If you can make me think, make me laugh, keep my attention for longer than 15 seconds and can hold your own against my sarcastic remarks and naughty nature, you are in with a shot?
Never try boss the Binki around, and if you do, dont let the door spank you on the way out!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Funny. Ninja. Boobs. Nuff Said!