Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
M.O.B.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Seltzer water. Carrots. Houseplants. My bullet vibe. Lavender.
Favorite Books:
Cormac McCarthy when Im feeling reflective. David Sedaris when I need breezy entertainment and giggles. Roxanne Gay is really dope, too. Her recent book of short stories has been a favorite.
Favorite Songs:
Violent Femmes, Lemonheads, Squitch, Childbirth, LEN, brockhampton, yung gravy.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Enjoying my casual future-farm in Uruguay
Hobbies:
When Im not on the farm or camming, I love to ride my bicycle. I have a ton of houseplants that I baby kind of obsessively. My sweet Hound and Doberman pups love to play or cuddle on the couch. Im also known to enjoy a cocktail or two.
Perfect Date:
Perfect first date: we go to ikea and drink wine out of a discreet vessel (nalgene or something). We act as if we just purchased our first home and are doing some light renovations and picking out new furniture. Fake a petty argument, then eat soft serve together. Makeout in your car after.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im not super friendly, but I promise to be a fun time.