Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Who cares, let's have fun!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Stripper heels, my phone, cozy hoodies I stole from ex bfs, weed, and chocolate.
Favorite Books:
Like Water For Chocolate (Laura Esquivel), anything James Patterson, Ann Karenina (Tolstoy), Where the Crawdads Sing (Delia Owens), Uncanny Valley (Anna Wiener)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Roadtrips are my absolute favorite, but I also really enjoy camping and hiking and posting thirst traps.
Favorite Songs:
Most genres are cool and I'll try anything, however, my fave bands are Tool, Type O Negative, Interpol, Deftones, and Nine Inch Nails.
Favorite Movies:
Kill Bill (only the first one), Closer, Pretty Woman (how cliche lmao), Jennifer's Body, The VVitch (the only scary movie I can handle), The Counselor, all of the Fast and Furious series, all of The Ocean's Eleven trilogy, LOTR
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I plead the fifth.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Not in quarantine :(
Hobbies:
Being a coffee snob, drinking as much wine as possible, stripping, learning new recipes, gardening, smoking weed, sucking at poker and craps, being a foodie, and trying new restaurants.
Talents:
I can do the splits on a dick and also my attention span is maximum .5 seconds!
Perfect Mate:
Someone who lets me do whatever I want, because I'm going to anyways.
Perfect Date:
A long chilly hike to somewhere super secluded to eat, drink some wine, and smoke hellla weed and relax in nature.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I'm super open minded so you really just need to keep up with my wack sense of humor and treat me well (might include shopping and eating out a lot, I love to be shown off).
I don't deal with domineering or overbearing well because I'm a goddamn Aquarius.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You never know what's going to come out of my mouth next.