Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Toilet paper.
Favorite Books:
The ones I write. Also, Elias Canetti's work.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Counting turds in Turdland.
Favorite Songs:
The Waterboys. Also The Waterboys. Did I mention The Waterboys?
Favorite Movies:
The ones I make. Also, films made by Chris Marker, Bernardo Bertolucci, Louis Malle...
Hobbies:
Ortography.
Talents:
Ortography.
Perfect Mate:
A two-legged one. Better if she is alive.
Perfect Date:
Any in which I get laid and the lady asks for a new date.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I strongly advise against it.